My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh," said My Dad, "I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How come?" I asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," he answered, "because with a clarinet, she can't sing...."