If That Phone Was Up Your Butt, Maybe You Could Drive A Little Better.
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To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
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Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings."
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If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
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Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger.
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The Earth Is Full - Go Home.
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I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha.
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So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time.
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Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult.
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If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
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Illiterate? Write For Help.
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Honk If Anything Falls Off.
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Cover Me, I'm Changing Lanes.
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He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit.
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I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
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You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
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Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
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Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35 MPH Are Also Timed For 70 MPH.
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Guys: No Shirt, No Service. Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
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If Walking Is So Good For You, Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba the Hutt?
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Ax Me About Ebonics.
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Body By Nautilus; Brain By Mattel.
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Boldly Going Nowhere.
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Caution - Driver Legally Blonde.
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How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is Lost?
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Money Isn't Everything, But It Sure Keeps The Kids In Touch.
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Saw It ... Wanted It ... Had A Fit ... Got It!
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All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
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WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
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BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
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Your Proctologist called ... he found your head.