Morty was in his usual place in the morning sitting at the table, reading the paper after breakfast.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He came across an article about a beautiful actress that was about to marry a football player who was known primarily for his lack of IQ and common knowledge.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He turned to his wife with a look of question on his face.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"i'll never understand why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."©JOKEDEMO.COM

His wife replied, "Why thank you, dear!"