Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper©JOKEDEMO.COM

Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Anything you do can be criticized by your mother -- even doing nothing.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

You can't "out mother" your mother. Don't even try.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.©JOKEDEMO.COM

All mother's have a "How To" manual. That's because they wrote the book.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Mother's way is best. If you don't believe it, ask her.