MONA LISA'S JEWISH MOTHER: "After all that money your father and I spent on braces, that's the biggest smile you can give us?
COLUMBUS' JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, you still could have written!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

MICHELANGELO'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

NAPOLEON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "All right, if you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, take your hand out of there and show me."©JOKEDEMO.COM

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Again with the hat? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

MARY'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S JEWISH MOTHER: "But, it's your senior picture. Couldn't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something, ANYTHING...?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

GEORGE WASHINGTON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "The next time I catch you throwing money across the Potomac, you can kiss your allowance good-bye!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

JONAH'S JEWISH MOTHER: That's a nice story. Now, tell me where you've really been for the last forty years."©JOKEDEMO.COM

THOMAS EDISON'S JEWISH MOTHER: "Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb. Now, turn it off and get to bed"©JOKEDEMO.COM

PAUL REVERE'S JEWISH MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew."