There was a cop on his horse waiting to cross the road when a little boy on his new shiny bike stopped beside him.
''Nice bike,'' the cop said, ''did Santa bring it to you?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Yep,'' the little boy said, ''he sure did!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cop looked at the bike and while handing the boy a $20 ticket he said, ''Next year, tell Santa to put a license plate on the back of it.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

To go along with the cop, the little boy said, ''Nice horse you got there sir, did Santa bring it to you?'' ''Yes, He sure did,'' said the cop.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The little boy looked up at the cop and said, ''Next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse instead of on top.''