A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Hunting Flies" He responded.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Oh. Killed any yet?" She asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell the male from the female?"?/p>
He responded, "Three were on a beer can and 2 were on the phone."