Three boys were bragging about their fathers.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The first one said, "My father runs so fast he can fire an arrow, start running, and get there before the arrow!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The second one said, "That's nothing! My father can shoot a gun, start running, and get there before the bullet!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The third boy just smiled. "That's nothing. My father is a civil servant. He gets off work at 5 and is home before 4!"