You have all seen those little hand painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones:©JOKEDEMO.COM

A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.©JOKEDEMO.COM

No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If we are what we eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out©JOKEDEMO.COM

Housework done properly can kill you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Countless numbers of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.©JOKEDEMO.COM

My next house will have no kitchen -- just vending machines.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house when I bought it.©JOKEDEMO.COM

There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, and Take-out!