My brother remembers the day when a police car pulled up to grandma's house and grandpa got out. The officer explained that this elderly gentlemen said he was lost in the park.©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Why, Bill,'' said Grandma, ''You've been going there for over 30 years! How could you get lost?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Leaning close to Grandma so the police officer couldn't hear, he whispered, ''Wasn't exactly lost. I was just too tired to walk home.''