The manager of a large office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into his office. "What is your name?" was the first thing the manager asked the new guy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"John," the new guy replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The manager scowled, "Look, I don't know what kind of a mamby-pamby place you worked at before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my employees by their last name only - Smith, Jones, Baker - that's all. I am to be referred to only as Mr. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The new guy sighed and said, "Darling. My name is John Darling."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Okay, John, the next thing I want to tell you is..."