The Prime Minister of Israel, Ariel Sharon, sits down with Yasser Arafat at the beginning of negotiations to resolve the conflict. The Prime Minister requests that he be allowed to begin with a story. Arafat assents.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Sharon begins his story: Years before the Israelites came to the Promised Land and settled here, Moses led them for 40 years through the desert. The Israelites began complaining that they were thirsty and, lo and behold, a miracle occurred and a stream appeared before them. They drank their fill and then decided to take advantage of the stream to do some bathing ---including Moses.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When Moses came out of the water, he found that all his clothing was missing. "Who took my clothes?"?Moses asked those around him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"It was the Palestinians,"?replied the Israelites.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Wait a minute,"?objected Arafat immediately, "there were no Palestinians during the time of Moses!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"All right," replied the Prime Minister, "now that we've got that settled, lets begin our negotiations."