Signs You've Had Enough of the New Millenium©JOKEDEMO.COM
1) You try to enter your password on the microwave. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
2) You now think of three espressos as ''getting wasted.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM
3) You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
4) You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
5) You email your son in his room to tell him that dinner is ready, and he emails you back, ''What's for dinner?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM
6) Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
7) You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
8) You didn't give your wife a Valentine's card this year, but you posted one for your email buddies via a Web page. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
9) Your daughter just bought CDs of all the worst records your college roommate used to play. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
10) Every commercial on television has a web site address at the bottom of the screen. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
11) You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date. And now sells for half the price you paid. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
12) The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is foreign to you. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
13) Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food bags our of the backseat of your car. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
14) Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
15) You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
16) You refer to your dining room table as "the flat filing cabinet." ©JOKEDEMO.COM
17) Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it notes. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
18) You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you do for a living. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
19) You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
20) You think a ''half-day'' means leaving at 5 o'clock. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
21) You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person.
