One day God came to Adam and said, ''I've got some good news and some bad news."
''Well, give me the good news first.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

''I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and have wonderful conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your new intelligent life form and populate this planet.'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, ''These are great gifts you have given to me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?'' ©JOKEDEMO.COM

''The bad news is that when I created you, I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time.''