I've got this clever new car radio.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It's voice activated. When I want dance music, i say, "dance", and it plays dance music.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When I want rock music I say, "rock" and it plays rock music.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The other day a bunch of kids ran in front of my car as I was driving along.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Fucking Kids" I shouted, and Gary Glitter came on my radio...