The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. "Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Of course I can run," said the freshman.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. "Great!" enthused the coach.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"But can you pass a football?" The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. "Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it."