A young couple got married and left on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. Her mother asked, ''How was the honeymoon?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Oh, mama,'' she replied, ''the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic...''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Suddenly she burst out crying. ''But, mama, as soon as we returned Sam started using the most horrible language...things I'd never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You've got to come get me and take me home.... Please mama!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Sarah,'' her mother said, ''calm down! Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Please don't make me tell you, mama,'' wept the daughter, ''I'm so embarrassed, they're just too awful! Come get me, please!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''Darling, you must tell me what has you so upset....Tell your mother these horrible 4-letter words!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Still sobbing, the bride said, ''Oh, mama...words like DUST, WASH, IRON, COOK...!''