A man comes home late one night, drunk.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Where have you been?" asks his wife.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"In the Golden Bar! They have golden chairs, golden glasses, golden beer, and a golden urinal!" This sounds awfully suspicious to the wife, who calls the Golden Bar.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Do you have golden chairs?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden glasses?"
"Yes."
"Do you have golden beer?"
"Yes."
"Do you have a golden urinal?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Hold on." On the other end, she hears "I think we have a line on the guy who pissed in your saxophone."
