One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had come a long way and no longer needed God. They picked one scientist to go and tell Him that they were done with Him. The scientist walked up to God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you.©JOKEDEMO.COM

We're to the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why don't you just go on and get lost."©JOKEDEMO.COM

God listened patiently and kindly to the man and after the scientist was done talking, God said, "Very well! How about this? Let's have a man making contest."©JOKEDEMO.COM

To which the man replied, "OK, great!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

But God added, "Now we're going to do this just like I did back in the old days with Adam."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt.©JOKEDEMO.COM

God just looked at him and said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt!"