Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.©JOKEDEMO.COM
She said, ''I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling ''Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!''©JOKEDEMO.COM
She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling ''YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!'' With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left.©JOKEDEMO.COM
The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, ''What the hell did she roll anyway?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
The second dealer answered, ''I thought you were paying attention!''