I have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up.©JOKEDEMO.COM
Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit - that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Y'all know who you are...©JOKEDEMO.COM
You might be a redneck if...©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You still say 'Christmas' instead of 'The Holidays'.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You still bow your head when someone prays.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the "National Anthem."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You treat Vietnam vets with great respect, and always have.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You've never burned an American flag.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"?You'd give your last dollar to a friend.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If you got this email from me it is because I believe that you, like me have just enough Redneck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked about in this email.©JOKEDEMO.COM
God Bless The USA
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