What not to say to a police man©JOKEDEMO.COM

01 Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.©JOKEDEMO.COM

02 Aren't you the guy from the Village People?©JOKEDEMO.COM

03 Bad Cop, no doughnut.©JOKEDEMO.COM

04 Boy you're good. I'll bet you had to do at least 85 to keep up with me.©JOKEDEMO.COM

05 I thought you had to be in relativly good shape to be a police officer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

06 Is it true that the only reason your a cop is that you're to stupid to work at Burger King.©JOKEDEMO.COM

07 How about a twenty, you ever see one of those before? - that's a lot of doughnuts and coffee.©JOKEDEMO.COM

08 Are you gonna check the trunk? - you really don't wanna do that.©JOKEDEMO.COM

09 So, you on the take or what?©JOKEDEMO.COM

10 Say, didn't I see you get your ass whipped on COPS last night?©JOKEDEMO.COM

11 Wanna splint a joint?©JOKEDEMO.COM

12 Here, hold this bloody knive for me will ya!©JOKEDEMO.COM

13 Speeding? Me? No. I was just trying to get out of this stupid little bumfuck hick town filled with inbred retards as fast as I could