A fellow is standing in a bar and another guy walks up to him and says, "Are you Joe Smith?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The fellow says, "Yes, I'm Joe Smith."©JOKEDEMO.COM
He says, "Were you in Chicago in early June?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The fellow takes out a little notebook and rifles through the pages, and says, "Yeah, I was in Chicago in early June."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Did you stay at the Hyatt?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy looks through his notebook again and says, "Yes, I stayed at the Hyatt."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Were you in room 1368?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The fellow checks his notebook and says, "Yes, I was in room 1368."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy says, "Did you know a Mrs. Wentworth who stayed in room 1369?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy looks in his book again and says, "Yes, I knew Mrs. Wentworth who stayed in 1369."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy says, "Tell me, did you have an affair with Mrs. Wentworth?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The fellow scans his notebook and says, "Yes, I had an affair with Mrs. Wentworth."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The guy says, "Well, I'm Mr. Wentworth and I don't like it!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
Again the fellow looks in his notebook and says, "You know what? Neither did I!"