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Notorious Typos Joke

Blessed be the proofreaders. Because of them, the new Holman Christian Standard Bible, a 20-year, $10 million translation project, will not have this sentence in Exodus 20:14: "Thou shalt commit adultery." That typo actually DID make it into the 1631 King James version of the Bible.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Associated Press reports that the Holman Christian Standard Bible is the latest of only a dozen English translations of the Bible produced since the 15th century. The project employed about 100 biblical scholars, linguists, and editors to translate the Bible from the original Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic into modern English. When they finished their work, the proofreaders started theirs.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Bible readers are less forgiving of errors because they expect perfection in the Bible text," Bible proofreader June Gunden, who founded Peachtree Editorial and Proof- reading along with her husband, Doug, told AP. To keep the importance of their work in perspectiveproofreading can be real drudgerythey have a list of some of the more notorious biblical typos hanging on their wall. The source of these typos is unknown, but AP notes that the list is commonly circulated among Bible collectors.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Notorious Bible typos throughout history: Blessed are the place-makers.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: Blessed are the peacemakers. Matthew 5:9.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Know ye not that the unrighteous shall inherit the kingdom of God.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: Know ye not that the unrighteous shall not inherit the kingdom of God? 1 Corinthians 6:9©JOKEDEMO.COM

Printers have persecuted me without a cause.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: Princes have persecuted me without a cause. Psalm 119:161©JOKEDEMO.COM

Go and sin on more.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: Go and sin no more. John 8:11©JOKEDEMO.COM

The fool hath said in his heart there is a God.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: The fool hath said in his heart there is no God. Psalm 14:1©JOKEDEMO.COM

Let the children first be killed.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: Let the children first be filled. Mark 7:27©JOKEDEMO.COM

The murderer shall surely be put together.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: The murderer shall surely be put to death. Numbers 25:18©JOKEDEMO.COM

He hath ears to ear, let him hear.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: He hath ears to hear, let him hear. Matthew 11:15©JOKEDEMO.COM

I will...that women adorn themselves in modern apparel.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It should be: I will...that women adorn themselves in modest apparel. 1 Timothy 2:9


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