Joe, a notoriously bad golfer, hits his ball off the first tee and watches as it slices to the right and disappears through an open window.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Figuring that's the end of it, he gets another ball out of his bag and plays on.©JOKEDEMO.COM

On the eighth hole, a police officer walks up to Joe on the course and says, "Did you hit a golf ball through a window back there?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Joe says, "Yes I did."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," says the police officer, "it knocked a lamp over, scaring the dog, which raced out of the house onto the highway. A driver rammed into a brick wall to avoid the dog, sending three people to hospital. And it's all because you sliced the ball."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh my goodness," says Joe, "is there anything I can do?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yes there is," the cop says.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Try keeping your head down and close up your stance a bit."