Nursery Crimes:
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie,
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
they didnt know that Georgie was gay.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, was he pushed,
or did he fall?
I pushed him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Mary had a little lamb,
she tied it to a pilon.
1000 volts went up its arse,
and turned it in to nylon.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
Yes sir yes sir,
two balls full.