Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Chinese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans.©JOKEDEMO.COM

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.