The eyes are the 2nd to go... I forget the first...
I planted some birdseed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
I had amnesia once -- or twice.
Last week I forgot how to ride a bicycle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.©JOKEDEMO.COM

All I ask is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If the world were a logical place, men would ride horses sidesaddle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?©JOKEDEMO.COM

They told me I was gullible ... and I believed them.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What if there were no hypothetical questions?©JOKEDEMO.COM

One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to look like a nail.©JOKEDEMO.COM

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.©JOKEDEMO.COM

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?©JOKEDEMO.COM

My weight is perfect for my height - which varies.©JOKEDEMO.COM

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.©JOKEDEMO.COM

How can there be self-help "groups"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

The speed of time is one-second per second.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Is it possible to be totally partial?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?©JOKEDEMO.COM

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.©JOKEDEMO.COM

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Is it my imagination, or do buffalo wings taste like chicken?©JOKEDEMO.COM

If you do not stand for something, you will fall for anything.