Alexander Potter was a sports fan whose face was always either buried in the sports pages or transfixed by the television screen.©JOKEDEMO.COM

One night as he lay in bed next to his wife watching a football game, she got up, walked across the room and unplugged the television set.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hey," Alex shouted, "what do you think you're doing?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I am sick of sports, and I'm sick of TV," his wife replied. "You haven't touched me in months. We're going to talk about sex right now!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Okay, Okay. So..." After a moment, he asked, "How often do you think Brett Favre gets laid?"