Two old people hit it off at a singles bar. After a few drinks the woman says to the man, ''If we went out for a meal, where would you take me?'©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replied, ''Chinese.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
She asked,'' What would you order?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replied, ''Moo Goo Gai Pan.''©JOKEDEMO.COM
She asked, '' If we went out for a full night of dining, dancing and carousing, what would you wear?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replied, ''Depends....''©JOKEDEMO.COM
She asked, ''Depends on what?''©JOKEDEMO.COM
He replied, ''Just DEPENDS....''
