Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The town council was not happy with that sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysteria's and Posteriors."©JOKEDEMO.COM

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."©JOKEDEMO.COM

No go. Next they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Thumbs down again. Then came "Manic-depressives and Anal retentives."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Still not good. How about "Minds and Behinds?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Unacceptable again. So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Still no go. Nor did "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks" or "Loons and Moons."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council:©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends." Approved.