Three clergymen were sitting in a boat, fishing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm thirsty," said the first. "I'm gonna go get myself a Coke." So he got out of the boat, walked across the water, and came back with his Coke.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Ooh, that looks good," said the second and got out of the boat. He walked across the water, got his Coke, and came back.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You're right," said the third. "I think I'll get one too." He steps out of the boat and sinks like a rock.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Hey," said the first clergyman to the second, "should we tell him where the rocks are?"
