There was an old lady and her dog who lived on the coast.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Every day she and the dog would take a stroll along the beach. One day she stumbled across a bottle. She rubbed the bottle and a genie popped out, who said "You have three wishes."?The old granny said "I want a million dollars."?Within moments, she was sitting on a pile of cash.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then she said, "I want my old house to become a mansion."?Immediately, her house became a palace. Then she made her last wish: "I want to become a beautiful young lady and my dog to be my handsome young husband."?"None,"?the genie said and, as the lady and her dog were transformed, the genie disappeared.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The woman took her things and went home. Then she hopped into bed and took her new, handsome husband with her. Then he turned to her and said, "Now aren't you thrilled you had me neutered?"?/p>