A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The pirate replies "I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off".©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about the hook"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand clean off."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eye patch"?©JOKEDEMO.COM

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye", replied the pirate.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well..." said the pirate, "That was my first day with the hook."