An old county doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby. It was so far out that there was no electricity.©JOKEDEMO.COM

When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5 year old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a lantern high so he could see while he helped the woman deliver the baby.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The child did so, the mother pushed, and after a little while, the doctor lifted the new born baby by the feet and spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hit him again," the child said. "He shouldn't have crawled up there in the first place!!"