Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain. One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The other lady said, 'Hey, that's a good idea. What's that called?'©JOKEDEMO.COM

The lady responded, 'It's a condom.' The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?' She said, 'Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, 'I need to get some condoms.'©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, 'UH, what size?' The lady responded, 'Hmm, one that would fit a camel.'