An old man and an old woman were sitting together on their front porch.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You used to sit closer to me," said the woman. So the man moved closer.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You used to put your arm around me." So the man put his arm around her.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"You used to nibble on my ear."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Let me get my teeth."
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