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Ole and Lena Joke

Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. Lena went every Sunday and taught Sunday School. Ole went on Christmas and Easter and, once in a while, he went on one of the other Sundays. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

On one of those Sundays, he was in the pew right behind Lena and he noticed what a fine looking woman she was. While they were taking up the collection, Ole leaned forward and said, "Hey, Lena, how about you and me go to dinner in New Ulm next Friday?" "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Well, Ole couldn't believe his luck. All week long he polished up his old Ford, and on Friday he picked Lena up and took her to the finest restaurant in New Ulm. When they sat down, Ole looked over at Lena and said, "Hey, Lena, vould you like a cocktail before dinner?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Vell, Ole was set back a bit, so he didn't say much until after dinner. Then he reached in his pocket and pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Well, Ole was feeling pretty low after that, so he just got in his Ford and was driving Lena home when they passed the Hot Springs Motel. He'd struck out twice already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "how vould you like to stop at that motel with me?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Vell, Ole couldn't believe his luck. He did a U-turn right then and there across the median and everything, and drove back to the motel and checked in vith Lena. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The next morning Ole got up first. He looked at Lena lying there in the bed, her hair all spread out on her pillow. "Vat have I done? Vat have I done?" thought Ole. He shook Lena and she woke up. "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. "Vat are you going to tell your Sunday School class?" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. You don't have to smoke and drink to have a good time!" ©JOKEDEMO.COM

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Ole and Lena got married. On their honeymoon trip, they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena's knee. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

Giggling, Lena said, "Ole, you can go farther than that if you vant to." ©JOKEDEMO.COM

So Ole drove to Duluth.


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