A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bartender and asks for a beer.
"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender. "That'll be 1 cent."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"ONE CENT!" exclaims the customer.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The barman replies, "Yes."©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the guy glances over the menu and asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak with chips, peas and a fried egg?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Certainly, sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How much money?" inquires the guy.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Four cents," the bartender replies.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"FOUR cents!" exclaims the guy, "Where's the guy who owns this place?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender replies, "Upstairs with my wife."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The guy asks, "What's he doing with your wife?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

The bartender replies, "Same as I'm doing to his business."