One night, while on foot patrol, a Police officer approached a local bar. Through the door stumbled a drunk who promptly fell on his backside.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He lay on the ground with his eyes closed. Upon opening his eyes, he sees the Officer looking down at him.©JOKEDEMO.COM
He says,"Osifer, did you see me fall!"©JOKEDEMO.COM
The Officer says,"Yeah, I did."©JOKEDEMO.COM
The drunk asks, "Do you know who I am?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Nope." Comes the reply.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well,"?says the drunk, "Then how do you know it was me that fell?"
