10 Signs You Are Obsessed With Online Gambling©JOKEDEMO.COM
1. You go to a hockey game and wonder what happened to the dealers and boxman. ©JOKEDEMO.COM
2. When an ambulance passes with flashing lights, you assume someone hit a "hand pay."©JOKEDEMO.COM
3. When your kid says math "came easy" today, you ask if it was a 4,6,8 or 10.©JOKEDEMO.COM
4. You go into a shoe store and ask if they have 4, 6, or 8 deck.©JOKEDEMO.COM
5. When your English professor says the author made his point; you ask if he pressed or not.©JOKEDEMO.COM
6. You hear the bible story where Lazarus is told to "Come out", and you ask for a 2-way C and E.©JOKEDEMO.COM
7. You show up early at the bakery to take advantage of the hot rolls.©JOKEDEMO.COM
8. You wonder if a salad shooter is really a gambling device.©JOKEDEMO.COM
9. When the bartender asks if you want a "double", you say not against an ace.©JOKEDEMO.COM
10. You go into a 7-11 and ask to play the "don't."