"I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the Mother said. "Where is he?"©JOKEDEMO.COM"Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing.©JOKEDEMO.COMIf he knows as little as I think he does, he's out swimming."
"I thought I told you to keep an eye on your cousin," the Mother said. "Where is he?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well," her son replied thoughtfully, "if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he's out canoeing.©JOKEDEMO.COM
If he knows as little as I think he does, he's out swimming."