A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."