Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, "Oh, Ozzie, you"ve been in another fight."?/p>

"But, Mom,"?sniffled Ozzie, "I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy."?/p>

"and#27011;ell,"?said Mom, "That was brave. Who was the little boy?"?/p>

"Me, Mommy."?/p>