On their sixtieth wedding anniversary, a reporter came to interview the couple.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"What big problems have you had in your marriage?" he asked the elderly woman.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Well, there's really been only two... Pa and the fire."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Please explain what you mean by 'Pa and the fire'" asked the reporter.©JOKEDEMO.COM
With a gleam in her eye, she explained, "When I paid too much attention to one the other went out!"