One day a guy walked into a pet store to buy a parrot.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He found one that he liked and went up to the counter to buy it. The store clerk saw which parrot he had picked out and said, ''That parrot repeats everything he hears.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

''That's alright,'' the man replied.©JOKEDEMO.COM

So the man bought the parrot and left the store.©JOKEDEMO.COM

As he was walking down the street, he saw a cop chasing a robber©JOKEDEMO.COM

The cop hollered to his partner, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then the parrot said, ''Shoot him down, shoot him down!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

They kept walking and found a man who was trying to pry his car off the ground with a crowbar because his wheels had been stolen.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The man said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

They kept on walking to a carnival. A guy at a gamestand yelled, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The parrot said, ''Hit a big one, win a prize!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then they walked into a church and sat down.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The minister was in the middle of the sermon.©JOKEDEMO.COM

He said, ''The Lord is above us.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The parrot said, ''Shoot him down,shoot him down!''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The minister said, ''The devil is below us.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

The parrot said, ''Pop it up, pop it up.''©JOKEDEMO.COM

Then the minister got angry and threw a bible at the parrot. The parrot ducked and the bible hit a fat lady behind him.©JOKEDEMO.COM

The parrot said,'' Hit a big one, win a prize!''