William and Mildred were married twenty-five years. They decided to celebrate with a trip to Las Vegas. When they entered the hotel/casino and registered, a sweet young woman dressed in a very short skirt, became very friendly. William brushed her off rather rudely. Mildred objected, "William, she was nice, that young woman, and you were so rude."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Mildred, she's a prostitute."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"I don't believe you. That sweet young thing?©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Let's go up to our room and I'll prove it." In their room, William called down to the desk and asked for Candie to come to room 1217.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Now," he said, "you hide in the bathroom with the door open just enough to hear us, okay?" She did. Soon, there was a knock on the door. William opened it and Candie walked in, swirling her hips provocatively.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"So, I see you're interested after all," she said.©JOKEDEMO.COM

William asked, "How much do you charge?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

"$125 basic rate, $100 tips for special services."©JOKEDEMO.COM

William was taken aback. "$125! I was thinking more in the range of $25."©JOKEDEMO.COM

Candie laughed derisively. "You must really be a hick if you think you can buy sex for that price."©JOKEDEMO.COM

"Well," said William, "I guess we can't do business. Goodbye." After she left, Mildred came out of the bathroom. "I just can't believe it."©JOKEDEMO.COM

William said, "Let's forget it. We'll go have a drink, then eat dinner."©JOKEDEMO.COM

At the bar, as they sipped their cocktails, Candie came up behind William pointed slyly at Mildred, and said, "See what you get for $25?"