One day, a guy walks out from a shop to see someone PISSING on his Ferrari.
"Hey," says the man. "Why are you pissing on my Ferrari?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Because I feel like it."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Tell you what -- I won't report you to the police if you can keep up with my Ferrari."©JOKEDEMO.COM
"Whatever." So the guy gets in his car and drives off, going faster and faster, until he's hit 100 miles per hour. Amazingly, the guy is still keeping up.©JOKEDEMO.COM
"I'm amazed," says the driver. "How are you keeping up?"©JOKEDEMO.COM
"It's easy," says the running man, "when your dick is stuck in the door."
