A man went to a doctor to have his penis enlarged. This particular procedure involved grafting a baby elephant's trunk onto the man's penis.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Overjoyed, the man went out with his best girl to a very fancy restaurant. After cocktails, the man's penis crept out of his pants, felt around the table, grabbed a bread roll and quickly disappeared under the tablecloth. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The girl was startled and exclaimed, "What was that?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

Suddenly, the penis came back, took another bread roll and just as quickly disappeared. ©JOKEDEMO.COM

The girl was silent for a moment, then finally said, "I don't believe I saw what I think I just sawand#37413;and#59081;an you do that again?"©JOKEDEMO.COM

With a strained smile the man replied, "Darling, I'd like to, but I don't think my arse can take another bread roll!"