After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.©JOKEDEMO.COM

She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"That's still quite a bit," Tim complained.©JOKEDEMO.COM

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.©JOKEDEMO.COM

"What I mean," said Tim, "is I'd like to see something really cheap."©JOKEDEMO.COM

The clerk handed him a mirror.